Douché
September 9th, 2009

Douché

In light of title popularity, here are some outtakes I considered:

‘Armless Banter’

‘Hair on the Side of Caution’

Feel free to contibute your own ear-shattering pun.  If I think it’s better than mine, I’ll replace it.

C

P.S.  Anyone else sick of the Deadie Dungeon?  I say we get the hells outta here, post-haste.

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  1. CTZombie

    For lack of a better pun, I’ll just share my idea of how they get out:

    Before Bohard and Murky can start arguing, a wall in their room of the dungeon explodes. They are then greeted by a mysterious man named Plot Device. Plot Device tells them that if Willow is captured, then the Prince’s Army will kill all Deadies (including Haiz). The group must then make an important decision: Forget their hatred of Willow to save Haiz and the Deadie population, or capture Willow anyway.

    … Or they could use the ladder located conveniently on the next comic’s third panel to escape.

  2. thedarkone

    lol

  3. TheK3vin

    Let’s do it!

    Can’t wait to see them fail miserably in some OTHER places.

  4. Boulder

    Once again, you’re comic names fit my thoughts exactly.

  5. Argyle

    @CTZombie
    And then a guy named Deus ex machina lowers the robe ladder mentioned down to them. Because the hole in the wall that he came through is smelly. And then they both ask wtf happend to the mages hair. Ya. lol

  6. Dalvi

    They could go up the elevator and fly out the top or something? Or it could stop and go back down and squaish that “Old Hag”.

  7. thisguysislonely

    ok lets just wait for the next comic…..=P

  8. Maurice

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.
    Armagettin’ outta hair.
    The end is hair.
    Gag reflex.
    Hair-o’s Quest.
    I’m not hair.
    Armed battle.

    …My brain hurts. Hairts. Ouch.

  9. Leann

    I think Mini took Bohard’s hair and Haiz’s arm to make voodoo dolls. You always need a part of the person you’re going to do voodoo on. I hope she doesn’t need Murky’s loincloth…

    They need to regag the mage.

  10. Adrianmad

    u can tell that mark isnt making theise….their lacking something…..i think mark had THE POWER! and you dont so the comics feel empty,tell mark to share the POWER! with you so your comics have that OMPH tat they used to

  11. Myth

    Let’s not forget the classics: “Hair goes nothin’” and “W-hair to next?” :D

  12. Taua

    one thought. what happened to lenkins after that messed up ewok took him?

  13. CTZombie

    Adrianmad, I really hope you’re joking. Just be glad that Christian is trying his best to keep the comic going. I don’t really see any difference in the comics, except the old comics revolved around Willow dying constantly (not counting The Incompletes comics of course).

  14. ineednewshorts

    Adrianmad…dude. do you have a soul?

    Leann, love the voodoo doll idea but I kinda hope she does need Murky’s loin cloth..

  15. ineednewshorts

    Ooo Maurice! Gag reflex! I think that might trump Douche.

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