September 9th, 2009
Douché
In light of title popularity, here are some outtakes I considered:
‘Armless Banter’
‘Hair on the Side of Caution’
Feel free to contibute your own ear-shattering pun. If I think it’s better than mine, I’ll replace it.
C
P.S. Anyone else sick of the Deadie Dungeon? I say we get the hells outta here, post-haste.

September 9th, 2009 at 4:39 am
For lack of a better pun, I’ll just share my idea of how they get out:
Before Bohard and Murky can start arguing, a wall in their room of the dungeon explodes. They are then greeted by a mysterious man named Plot Device. Plot Device tells them that if Willow is captured, then the Prince’s Army will kill all Deadies (including Haiz). The group must then make an important decision: Forget their hatred of Willow to save Haiz and the Deadie population, or capture Willow anyway.
… Or they could use the ladder located conveniently on the next comic’s third panel to escape.
September 9th, 2009 at 4:48 am
lol
September 9th, 2009 at 5:13 am
Let’s do it!
Can’t wait to see them fail miserably in some OTHER places.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:14 am
Once again, you’re comic names fit my thoughts exactly.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@CTZombie
And then a guy named Deus ex machina lowers the robe ladder mentioned down to them. Because the hole in the wall that he came through is smelly. And then they both ask wtf happend to the mages hair. Ya. lol
September 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
They could go up the elevator and fly out the top or something? Or it could stop and go back down and squaish that “Old Hag”.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
ok lets just wait for the next comic…..=P
September 10th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Armagettin’ outta hair.
The end is hair.
Gag reflex.
Hair-o’s Quest.
I’m not hair.
Armed battle.
…My brain hurts. Hairts. Ouch.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I think Mini took Bohard’s hair and Haiz’s arm to make voodoo dolls. You always need a part of the person you’re going to do voodoo on. I hope she doesn’t need Murky’s loincloth…
They need to regag the mage.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am
u can tell that mark isnt making theise….their lacking something…..i think mark had THE POWER! and you dont so the comics feel empty,tell mark to share the POWER! with you so your comics have that OMPH tat they used to
September 10th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Let’s not forget the classics: “Hair goes nothin’” and “W-hair to next?”
September 10th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
one thought. what happened to lenkins after that messed up ewok took him?
September 10th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Adrianmad, I really hope you’re joking. Just be glad that Christian is trying his best to keep the comic going. I don’t really see any difference in the comics, except the old comics revolved around Willow dying constantly (not counting The Incompletes comics of course).
September 13th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Adrianmad…dude. do you have a soul?
Leann, love the voodoo doll idea but I kinda hope she does need Murky’s loin cloth..
September 13th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Ooo Maurice! Gag reflex! I think that might trump Douche.