July 6th, 2009
Eidolon and On and On
When Grasshopper first sets off, he runs into a group of beetles who love nothing more than morning. Grasshopper tells them he likes morning too. The beetles praise him and show him signs that say things like, “Morning is tops” and “Kiss me it’s morning”. Then Grasshopper admits he also likes afternoon and thinks evening is pretty nice, as well. The beetles scorn him and tell him to leave. So he does. And that’s the end of the story.
I wish more adult authors were this gutsy.
-CMH
July 6th, 2009 at 12:59 am
lol
July 6th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Hahaha mages are so useless when soloing an instance. Once i was power leveling in schoolamance with a lv 70 mage (i was healing) and she went right straight to a group of lv 58 zombies (non elite!) who killed her. Btw im a Draenei Paladin, but of course you already knew that cause of my avatar.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:45 am
Hehe…since it was asleep and now it’s pissed, is Bohard finally going to die?
July 6th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Hey I noticed something, in Murkey’s first appearance I think he was called Og.
July 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am
im no mage,but i woulda casted slow,then ,woulda used arcane missles,then arcane blast a few times,then after he got too close,i would use cone of cold,then um…forgot the name of that spell but it freezes mobs around the mage in place,then i would use blizzard on him (the spell not the company) and if he hasnt died yet,i would use invisiblity and wait for heat to die down,then id port away to SW
July 6th, 2009 at 11:07 am
oh forgot,hes to lame to use those spells,or any spells at all,hes a disgrace to the mage class,the krin tor should kill him before he embarrases the mage class anymore
July 6th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
better run.
July 6th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Lol
July 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
the mage is so insulting. i wonder why her friends stick with her anyway.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
oh lol…….you called him a her lol
besides that my favorite part of that was when he said “no… it was sleeping…now its pissed”
July 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
he is DEAD all caps on purpose
July 6th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
krin tor should rub him out of the monster doesnt,heck id be happy if willow’s “freinds” would die,brings satisfaction,but no closure till i know who threw em in the pit, i wont have complete closure till willow finaly dies,which may never happen so you guys are doomed to make rez sick comics till you guys run outa ideas and they start to suck
July 7th, 2009 at 2:06 am
The Thong of Doom!
July 8th, 2009 at 10:41 am
I think *maybe* Mini is watching her body, Willow, and Leporka (Thanks to whomever created that title) from beyond the grave…I wonder if M&C will bring her back sometime soon…?
July 8th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Interesting that you say that they cant solo instances, cuz I’m able to solo HoS with my mage. Slow + Run + pryoblast + Run + Slow + Blink + Pyroblast. Takes about 2 minutes per mob, but easily soloable.